Lady Gag Gag

I am all set with Lady Ga Ga. What is with her anyway. She can't even sing. And she isn't even pretty. And really all she does is make lesbians want to dress like her. She looks like a crack whore. Do you really want to look like a crack whore. Or as on the AMAs...a crack whore with flashing lights?

I am postitive these people are going to make me crazy

Why do people have to constantly write caring, inspriational things on people's facebook status updates. when i write something sarcastic, i don't need inspriational. And I am beginning to think that most other people feel the same. \

Keep your annoying postive remarks to yourself. Douchebags.

You know waht annoys me #3,458

Why the rush at the grocery store checkout? Why can't I have 15 seconds to put my debit card back in my wallet and fold up my receipt in my purse before I get pushed out of the way by the next customer?