Laura Goldberg

Laura Goldberg

Friday, December 30, 2011

2012 Resolutions

Last year I had one big resolution. It was to read 20 books in 2011. I got to 32. Therefore, I have determined that if I put my mind to it, I really can do it. It also helps to date someone who annoys the shit out of you and makes you want to curl up in bed and read and never speak to another human being. Being that I do not have this in my life this year, I’m going to make some new resolutions that have nothing to do with laying in bed. Well, maybe one of them does.

I resolve to make 2012 the year of the skinny jean and boots.

I resolve to wear a bikini in July.

I resolve to wear a bikini in Belize.

I resolve to ride in a hot air balloon.

I resolve to get at least two more articles printed in a newspaper.

I resolve to put all new music on my ipod and finally get rid of R.E.M and Bon Jovi. Really come on!

I resolve to see at least two musicals in NY; one being Book of Mormon.

I resolve to plan another big trip with my measly tax return; preferably a place where I can put toilet paper in the toilet.

I resolve to climb the Precipice Trail in Acadia.

I resolve to get to work by 9:15 every day. Okay, at least three times a week.

I resolve to take a photography class so I can start using my camera.

I resolve to buy at least one really sexy lingerie piece and open my front door wearing it once.

I resolve to try a red and a green pepper both raw and cooked.

I resolve to really tell someone off to their face if they hurt my feelings or betray me and not just resort to email.

I resolve to only compare myself to my married with children friends three times a month.

I resolve to write one scene from Jewsical the Musical.

I resolve to finally learn how to spell ‘definitely’ without the need for spellcheck.