Oink Oink

I hope one day when I am pregnant...and I hope this happens within a 5 year period....I hope that I don't just look really really fat. I hope that I have a cute belly so it will actually look like I am pregnant.

Where did I come up with this? I was looking at an overweight person today who was pregnant and I really just couldn't tell she was pregnant.

But for now....I'm all SET with not being pregnant or having a child.

Postive Polly Today

So as sarcastic and negative as I am about my relationships...I have to remember I choose the wrong ones. So today, I'll listen to Micahel Buble and be postiive. Today I will....

I'm Not Surprised
Not Everything Lasts
I've Broken My Heart So Many Times,
I Stop Keeping Track.
Talk Myself In
I Talk Myself Out
I Get All Worked Up
And Then I Let Myself Down.

I Tried So Very Hard Not To Loose It
I Came Up With A Million Excuses
I Thought I Thought Of Every Possibility

And I Know Someday That It'll All Turn Out
You'll Make Me Work So We Can Work To Work It Out
And I Promise You Kid That I'll Get So Much More Than I Get
I Just Haven't Met You Yet

Mmmmm ....

I Might Have To Wait
I'll Never Give Up
I Guess It's Half Timing
And The Other Half's Luck
Wherever You Are
Whenever It's Right
You Come Out Of Nowhere And Into My Life

And I Know That We Can Be So Amazing
And Baby Your Love Is Gonna Change Me
And Now I Can See Every Possibility

Mmmmm ......

And Somehow I Know That It Will All Turn Out
And You'll Make Me Work So We Can Work To Work It Out
And I Promise You Kid I'll Get So Much More Than I Get
I Just Haven't Met You Yet

They Say All's Fair
And In Love And War
But I Won't Need To Fight It
We'll Get It Right
And We'll Be United

And I Know That We Can Be So Amazing
And Being In Your Life Is Gonna Change Me
And Now I Can See Every Single Possibility

Mmmm .....

And Someday I Know It'll All Turn Out
And I'll Work To Work It Out
Promise You Kid I'll Give More Than I Get
Than I Get Than I Get Than I Get

Oh You Know It'll All Turn Out
And You'll Make Me Work So We Can Work To Work It Out
And I Promise You Kid To Give So Much More Than I Get
Yeah I Just Haven't Met You Yet

I Just Haven't Met You Yet
Oh Promise You Kid
To Give So Much More Than I Get

I Said Love Love Love Love Love Love Love .....
I Just Haven't Met You Yet
Love Love Love .....
I Just Haven't Met You Yet

This isn't Amersterdam

I am all for riding bikes. However, Boston isn't a biking city yet. There are some bike lanes but they go on for about half a mile and then they just end with a giant pothole and 2 rotaries.

This morning I saw a man riding a tandem bike with his 6 year old son on the back. In the pouring rain. In Harvard Square. Obviously.

And I thought to myself...."this isn't fucking Amsterdam. take your kid to school in your fucking landrover."

You know what annoys me #245

When people send emails but the only words are in the subject line.

3 and 2

So I am a little nervous to go to my "unofficial" 15 year high school reunion. Why you ask? Well because I am probably the only one in the room who doesn't have three names and two kids. In fact, I just went through a breakup and now I am single again. But then I wonder, why do I put so much emphasis on the fact that I am not like everyone else. I am me. And I do cool things to be proud of. So its cool. I'll get to see people i haven't seen in years and hear things like, "you haven't changed a bit" which um.....isn't true at all. ;)

Construction

Can someone please explain to me why there are 30 cops on my 6 miles to work that stand around at construction sites. Do they know that they are actually doing more harm than good. They stand there and wave on traffic and at the same time, tell you to go. They text. They talk to other cops. They basically do everything but direct you to the place you are supposed to go.

I rolled my window down the other day and said to one, "it changes everyday on this street. i have no idea where I am supposed to go." And he said, "then you need to pay more attention."

Um....then what is he being paid for???

Cleaning

Sometimes when you make a mess out of your life; for whatever reasons, it is very important to realize that you can't clean it all up in one night. But at the very least, you can do the dishes.

So that is what I am going to do.