I made pumpkin bread tonight. I went to the store and bought all my ingredients. I got home and realized I forgot the pumpkin. I walked to the corner store...no pumpkin. I walked to CVS thinking there would be pumpkin...no pumpkin. I went back to grocery store.
On my way out, three rather large ladies from the grocery store Citizens Bank were standing outside smoking. This is what I overheard. "I'm on a diet. I am starving myself. All I ate today was a lean pocket."
That, my friends...is what is wrong with America. Lean pockets and people who think eating them will help them lose weight.
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HA! I totally forgot about your blog until I was searching for something in my "favorites." Very funny!
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