You know what annoys me...or at least annoyed me yesterday

Lesbians.
Actually, tan lesbians.
Actually, tan lesbians who wear plaid shorts.
Actually, tan lesbians who wear plaid shorts and drive a honda fit.
Actually, tan lesbians who wear plaid shorts and drive a honda fit and drive on my ass going up a one-way street.
Actually, tan lesbians who wear plaid shorts and drive a honda fit and drive on my ass going up a one-way street when I am trying to park in a certain spot.
Actually, tan lesbians who wear plaid shorts and drive a honda fit and drive on my ass going up a one-way street when I am trying to park in a certain spot and then park in their own driveway in a house in Jamaica Plain.
Actually, tan lesbians who wear plaid shorts and drive a honda fit and drive on my ass going up a one-way street when I am trying to park in a certain spot and then park in their own driveway in a house in Jamaica Plain and have a trunk full of paper bags from Whole Foods.
Actually, tan lesbians who wear plaid shorts and drive a honda fit and drive on my ass going up a one-way street when I am trying to park in a certain spot and then park in their own driveway in a house in Jamaica Plain and have a trunk full of paper bags from Whole Foods filled with hummus and olives.
Actually, tan lesbians who wear plaid shorts and drive a honda fit and drive on my ass going up a one-way street when I am trying to park in a certain spot and then park in their own driveway in a house in Jamaica Plain and have a trunk full of paper bags from Whole Foods filled with hummus and olives and talking on their phone about their dinner party that night really loudly when I walk by.