I have waited all week to be home and watch my recorded shows.
I don't care that it is Friday night. Let's see. Tonight I watched ANTM, Top Chef, The Office, Three Rivers. Has anyone seen this? It's just a little weird to see Shane not fucking some chick...she is a doctor now?
Then I ate plain pasta for dinner. Now, I am dancing in my bedroom to Barry Manilow, Carole King, Barbara Streisand and Beyonce.