Another job that could possibly be intriguing for a day

I would like maybe for a day, to be the person who listens in when you have to talk to an automated telephone. You know, when the operater comes on and says something like, "please type or say your account number" and then you end up cursing on the phone and saying things like, "i dont' have my account number on me".  "i'm sorry, we did not hear. please type or say your account number" and then you say something like, "I don't fucking have my account number on me" and then you get an operator.  I'd like to be the person who hears those things.