I had to have a pelvic ultrasound and a thyroid ultrasound this morning. In order to have my pelvic ultrasound, I needed to have a full bladder. After two bottles of water, I sat in the waiting room for my 9:30am appointment. I got there early because I always get to appointments early. By 9:38 I thought my bladder was going to explode so I went to the reception to ask when my turn was. I said, "I have a full bladder and I can't go much longer". This is a sign I am getting older because I could always hold my bladder when I was younger!
Then one of the mothers of one of the clients at my organization walked in and sat down in reception and started talking really really loudly. Very Jewishish. Fortuntaley for me my bladder was annoying me much more than her so I didn't think too much of it.
Then I went it to have the ultrasound and I had get naked from the waist down and put on a robe, which I couldn't figure out. Then I had to have a ultrasound and my clock started ticking and for a tiny moment. And I mean tiny moment, I was wishing I was having a baby ultrasound. That quickly passed. Then, I hear her say, we need insert the probe into your vagina to get a closer image. Awesome. "Do you mind?". "No, I don't mind, whatever you have to do to get in there." "Ok...it's like a tampon going in. Just insert."
THE LAST TIME I CHECKED A TAMPON WAS NOT THE SIZE OF A DILDO.