1. Dog+rain=having to mop
2. I don't own a mop
3. I own a swifter, which doesn't do a mop justice.
4. Dogs learn how to put the heating blanket on at night to sweat me out of my own bed
5. You think I have problem with people chewing? A dog chewing on a bone when I'm going through PMS is worse than my boss eating potato chips
6. I like to step on a bathmat after the shower and not fall on a furry breathing body
7. My hands smell like dog food
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