1. Fuck that.
2. All soy and no dairy makes Laura a sour girl.
3. Salad without feta isn't the same.
4. There is dairy in everything. Even kettle corn popcorn.
5. It didn't make a difference. I am getting a colonoscopy anyway. (report to follow)
6. I might want to refrain from saying things like this at work during the CEO birthday party where there was my favorite carrot cake, "I don't know if I am lactose intolerant. But, I am defintely intolerant of other things!"
7. I am still supposed to not eat dairy but I can't help it.
8. Be careful when eating my mom's food especially when she says, "oh, yeah...there is dairy in that. but only a little, laura!"