So my friend and I decided to bite the bullet so to speak and watch the Real L word on Showtime. I don't really need to say too much more about that except, "Really?" and if you know me at all you can probably hear my voice when I say that. That phrase is kind of my trademark. That and "Seriously?"
So I won't discuss it too much except to bring forth a few phrases that I hope I never, ever, ever, ever have to hear when dating or have a girlfriend. (These are in addition to the 10 phrases I hope I don't have to hear in 2010 which I wrote earlier this year.)
1. Lust is easy. Love is scary. (blow me. really??? both are easy. and scary. but just do it. enough with the drama.)
2. I think I have finally become adjusted to your breast reduction.
3. Babylove (written on a card). No. yes, i LOVE being called baby...but not babylove.
I would also prefer to never have my girlfriend get drunk and tell me to move out and then make burnt pancakes for me on a piece of shit camping frying pan the next morning. I would also prefer to not have my girlfriend take off her shirt outside at a bar and sit on another girl's lap because I was too busy to hang with her that night. I would also prefer not to have an anorexic girlfriend.
And as disgusting as Jill and Nikki are....I too would have put a video on the flip for my girlfriend and hope she would apprecite it. Because that is the kind of stuff I do. Does anyone else do that!!???? If you do, come and get me. Just don't call me babylove.