What I really want is a pure girl

Top 10 things I learned on Friday night at Pure.

1.  lesbians are scary.

2.  90% of all lesbians hide behind their own stereotypes.

3.  lesbians really need to stop wearing popped collars.

4.  lesbians are so gross in the bathroom. 

5.  obviously since all girls are gross in the bathroom.  

6.  i can dance longer than any lesbian.  freaking try me.  I dare you.

7.  lesbians love to drink bottles of beer by holding them on the top rather than the middle.

8.  lesbians wear the sexiest belts I have ever seen.

9.  lesbians worry so much about what they look like that they forget to smile, which is probably the number 1 turn on.

10.  i am going to be single for a really long time i think.