I have things to say. And surprisingly...not all good!
Laura Goldberg
Wednesday, August 13, 2008
3 Mexicans gave my yard a Brazilian
That's right. I can no longer sing "Welcome to the Jungle" when I get home. Last week, one of the thorns on the vines next to my door actually cut my throat. I thought it might be the end.
I woke up this morning and my yard looks like it was violated. Big time.
I am a Scorpio. I am gay. I am a middle-child. I am sarcastic. I am smart. I am funny. I have a big heart. I love animals. I work non profit but long to be on Broadway.
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