Blue, Indigo and Violet...yeah, yeah, yeah

Why have rainbows turned into such a gay thing?  It's like...nobody can look at a rainbow anymore without thinking something gay.  If you have ever seen a full rainbow in Montana or Wyoming, you would have a totally different opinion.

And besides, if rainbows were really gay, don't you think there would be a pot of platinum at the end instead of gold?  Platinum is MUCH more fabulous than gold.