Things managers have actually said to me...Number 4

Scene:  Office environment.  Laura has just helped a co-worker with some design work for an event happening early the next day.  Approximate time this help took:  10 minutes

Manager:  Laura, that was very irresponsible of you to help out when you have your own work to do.

Me:  Helping co-workers in this so-called "team" environment is irresponsible????

Manager:  You made a bad judgement call.

Me:  This job is a bad judgement call.