Sprint Ahead

I can't even begin to tell you how much I hate Sprint.  I have enough bad stories about Sprint, I could write an entire book about it.  Maybe I will.  Well, after over an hour again today at Sprint, I finally have another new Sprint plan and another two year contract.  When I walked out today I said rather loudly, "why don't I just leave you my placenta on the way out."  What I meant to say was, "why don't I just leave you my uterus on the way out!".  My bad.  I'll say that next time.  There will be a next time.  I can promise you that.