Is that better?
And you also called me a ninety year old woman. Here is a list of other things people have called me so you are going to have to try harder to offend me next time. :)
"You are a gay man trapped in a lesbian's body who sometimes sleeps with men."
"You are a 12 year old boy."
"You are selfish."
"You are dramatic." (only I can call myself that)
"You are nuts."
"You have serious issues."
"You are not the kind of person I want to know." (that was from an ex. isn't that just fantastic.)