My eggs are almost expired!

I was just exploring Craigslist to see about work and I thought I would try out 

1.  surrogacy

2. egg donation

But, with surrogacy, I have to already have a kid of my own. Damn.  And with egg donation, I have to be between 20-31.  That means I only have two months to lay my eggs!!!  

It is true.  The older you get, the harder it is to find work!