Laura Goldberg

Laura Goldberg

Thursday, September 11, 2008

Business Cards

I decided today that I am going to make business cards to pass out to all the homeless people on the street who ask me for money when I am driving.  They always come and stand right next to my window at a red light and I have to sit there and seem like a real heartless bitch by not giving them any money.  So, to counteract that, I will pass out a card.  On the card, it is going to say,

Laura Goldberg
Worked in non-profit for ten years
Has worked for a homeless service provider even
Has NO money in her savings account
Has no 401K
Still drives the same car I had in college

I might even pass out a granola bar or some peanut butter crackers with the card if I am feeling generous.  

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